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It won’t give you any answers but you’ll have a lot more fun
AND it may just help you realise there ARE no answers..
This Amazon 5 star reviewed, comic exploration of
the human condition makes an original Christmas gift
for jaded or fussy friends, relatives and deranged
As a pre-Christmas offer of goodwill,
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If you still have doubts…here are some testimonials:
“I wanted socks…” Spencer Fist – Penge
“It induced early labour.” Margaret Topsoil – Stoatfoam On Sea
“I experienced Grace” Jean-Luc Rotter – HM Prison Onley
“I revile every utterance and detail
within this odious bilge….5 stars!” Sten Sitstain – Reykjavik